Hey, you! Put down that cheese log and get in here! It’s The Bob Johnson Christmas Special!
Join Bob Johnson as he welcomes his super-special guest stars: Lenny Kravitz! Megan Fox! Crispin Glover! Tea Leoni and Tone Loc! Martha Stewart! Colin Powell! That guy from YouTube! Emeril Lagasse! The Chilean Miners! John Kruk! Loverboy! And Katy Perry and The Bob Johnson Dancers!
Move over, Rudolf! Here’s a host with a real nose for Christmas! It’s five-time People’s Choice Awards nominee and America’s Nuttiest Mutt® … Ladies and gentlemen, Bob Johnson![local /wp-content/uploads/2010/12/BJCS.wmv]
This wholesome family entertainment brings tears to my eyes and hope to my heart. God bless you, Bob Johnson. God bless us everyone.
This is the finest item of its kind I have ever seen on the Internets.
I’m heartbroken that we lost the footage of Tea Leoni and Tone Loc teaming up for “Silver Bells.” It was magic. I have relayed everyone’s kind words to Bob Johnson at the Chateau Marmont in L.A., where he is taking some meetings.
After the fifty fourth viewing of It’s a Wonderful Life, Bob Johnson is looking pretty good. Happy New Year,