Albert Frank
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She showed up last year with a group of drunken babies, hedonists and troubled look-at-me’s. She was plastered with all the Punk-rock concentrated jim-jams: Mohawk ripped fishnets combat boots bra through net-top facial tattoos plaid miniskirt bullet-belt Belladonna gap-tooth smile and shot through with stainless….

Albert Frank
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I work for the University of Texas, and it pays the bills. I could use more money but I’m not going to complain, things could be much worse, much more uncertain. I know because I’ve been there.  I’ve had many, many jobs in my adult life. I’ve managed to whittle together a pretty seamless resume of 5 jobs, but the truth is much more entertaining. My actual resume would never get me a job, but it’s pretty interesting. Here are my jobs as follows;

Albert Frank
76 Min Read

My rental car stalls on a country backroad. I turn the key, and it chugs away helplessly. I get out and start walking down the gravel pathway. The sun is shining pleasantly. I soon see a small farmhouse in the distance. The grass along the road is tall, and amber colored, it whips along with the wind. Behind me, I can hear what sounds like rainfall, or popping corn, only faint, as if at a distance. I turn around and see the undulating blackness of a locust swarm. It was coming my way, like a filthy blanket…rolling.

Albert Frank
2 Min Read

Huge ragged holes open the knees of my jeans, deep crescents of shadow banding my spindly legs. Bulky engineer boots, comical fat-soled knob-toed Frankenstein feet sprouting from calves as thick as my forearms.

Toss on my leather jacket and trench coat on top. Its cold outside. West Texas cold. Fonzerelli scarecrow shivering in the darkness.

Footsteps echoing along the concrete walls of the underground parking lot. Sounds sharpened by the chill.

Albert Frank
2 Min Read

Note: the acronym (CMA) is a University Of Texas at Austin building name abbreviation for the College of Communication Building B Hey guy who draws on the elevator doors every day with his nose grease. I just thought I’d drop you a line and tell…

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