My daddy is a big teaser. He likes to tease and laugh. Sometimes I get upset and say don’t laugh at me! He says I can’t help it you’re cute. That makes me more upset. Now he says words funny. Like he says let’s go over dere instead of there. My mom says dere? He says it’s the braces. He got braces on his teeth. My mom says right.
When I’m in the car and I’m hungry and there’s nothing to eat, I always have my fingernails. Yum yum!
___
I wrote this a long time ago. I don’t eat my fingernails any more. There’s nothing wrong with doing it but I just dont. My dad still has braces.
But were your fingernails really tasty?