Cover your eyes. No, I mean your ears. Brace yourself:
Gov. Rendell, Mayor Nutter and two of Hillary Rodham Clinton’s top aides yesterday blasted Barack Obama’s campaign for allegedly diminishing and disrespecting Pennsylvania’s presidential primary.
OMG! What did the Obama campaign do? Did it say the Pennsylvania presidential primary is meaningless? Undemocratic? Unfair? Stupid? Too Quaker?
In a national conference call with reporters, the foursome pointed to a memorandum written by Obama’s campaign manager, David Plouffe, that referred to Pennsylvania as “only one of ten remaining contests.”
Did Plouffe count wrong? There really are only 1o contests left, including Pennsylvania, right? Pennsylvania is a big state that usually votes Democratic, I get that, but do the citizens of Pennsylvania think Pennsylvania is actually two or more states instead of one?