Gerald Cannon

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I growed up po and ignant in Alabama. Then I went off to college and became a socialistic atheistic business school grad with an MBA. Not wanting to add evil capitalistic bastard to my resume, I obtained an antidote degree -the MFA. What a difference a letter makes. Now I teach college and make art. That's more fun and I'm less prone to drift toward the dark side. So, at the advanced age of sixty.... I have chosen mind over matter, joined the League of Defensive Pessimists and have no better answers, only fewer questions.

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She rearranged the refrigerator again.  It seemed almost impossible to keep the foot wide space in the center of the refrigerator clear of all food and containers from top to bottom.  She kept telling the kids that the air couldn’t get through and that would cause the motor to quit working.  She read all about it in the manual the day it was delivered.  Still, kids never paid any attention.

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The garage/workshop was filled with wonderful trash. Four hundred ballpoint pens in sparkle plastic that didn’t work. Eight hundred heavy-duty industrial coffee filters. Thirty pounds of defective acrylic balls for making plastic flower arrangements. Two hundred dowels from the closed down building supply. A large box of dolls eyes from god knows where.

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