The microblogging platform known as Tumblr (why in the Internet Age have we shed all reasonableness when it comes to spelling is a mystery to this writer) is a perennial fave among those who like to while away the hours looking at pictures of kittens or babies or ponies or rainbows or attractive OWS coeds. For the more ambitious, there are tumblrs ranging from “Kim Jong-Il Looking at Things” to “Michael Buble Being Stalked by a Raptor” to “Unhappy Hipsters.”

That said,  there are plenty of potential tumblr topics that have yet to see the light of the digital day. In that spirit, see the list below. If you have suggestions, feel free to leave a comment.

“Why Can’t I Find these Tumblrs?”

  1. Urinal Cakes
  2. Karate School Storefronts in Sad Looking Strip Malls
  3.  “Need a Penny” Containers at Convenience Stores
  4. Fast Food Workers Eating Where They Work
  5. ATMs with Unretrieved Receipts

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