Bob Johnson has been getting treats all day. Varmints are inside due to a wintry blast of rain and snow.
They are bugging the crap out of me.
I’m throwing treats at the problem. That’s what’s going on. I have to write about what’s going on, you know.
It’s a tremendous responsibility, and rowdy critters do not help. (But let’s not forget there’s a big prize package at the end of the rainbow. We’ll all be driving new pickups before it’s over.)
Anyway, Bob Johnson is shocked he doesn’t get a treat every five minutes. I tried to explain to him even I don’t get a treat every five minutes.