This morning, while waiting on a call from the daytime radiologist, who would give me his take on the cat scan my wife got last night – the night shift radiologist must be second string – and tell us if it was a “spot on her lung,” or some kind of photographic anomaly – we tried to buy a heart attack. They want to sell us cancer. Several thoughts revolved through my head.
One thought was, “Great! What a perfect excuse to go from occasional over-indulger to full time drunk. What unbelievable quantities of slack I’d be cut.”