Will some of you stop pretending you’ve never seen pornography on the internet, which connects us all, amen? (I’m contractually obligated to add the phrase “which connects us all, amen” whenever I use the word “internet.” Whether or not the word “internet” should be capitalized is a matter for another day. Today, it is not capitalized. Deal with it.)
I hate neither porn nor the World Wide Waterslide.
I am not a ninny. I am not a mooncalf.
I’m a modern person, not some fuddy-duddy!
Someone hacked Facebook this week and yadda yadda yadda porn.
Here’s a tip: You don’t have to look at the bad, bad porn. You can close that window and go to the site with all the bible verses.