There’s a message board out there called whitenewsnow.com and someone there posted a link to B2L2’s post featuring the Onion News Network video clip about FEMA panicking over an impending dusting of snow in New Orleans. I read the web address as: White New Snow, presumably a geeky site dedicated to snow obsessives everywhere. But, alas, it’s White News Now, as in “Norway for Norwegians.”
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.