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Looking through their eyes

Looking through their eyes

it was hard for me to walk

as I judged my walk

as stiff and “white”

and hated myself.

I saw myself

through their eyes

on the

Football field

Basketball court

Baseball diamond

Hell of high-school gym class

stumbling around

in ignorance of the rules

and fear of the hurtling spheres

and I judged myself

a  useless faggot.

I saw myself through their eyes

talking to white kids

and it appeared both

that I hated being black

and that I was better

than those black faces

watching me.

I saw myself in my

outdated boot-cut jeans

and leather jacket

as a nerd and

a freak.

Something beyond

explanation.

I saw my delicate face

and thin limbs

and heard my “proper” talk

and saw myself as

a victim waiting to happen.

I saw my thin frame

trying to remain invisible

as I walked the halls

between classes

only to wind up hunched

over a spiral binder

drawing comics, while

the teacher talked on about

Algebra.

Through their eyes

I saw myself walking… Continue reading

Punk Rock Princess

She showed up last year

with a group of drunken babies, hedonists and

troubled look-at-me’s.

She was plastered with all the

Punk-rock concentrated jim-jams:

Mohawk

ripped fishnets

combat boots

bra through net-top

facial tattoos

plaid miniskirt

bullet-belt

Belladonna gap-tooth smile

and shot through with stainless.

Baptized in a barrel of butcher knives with

an advanced degree in

taking her clothes off.

Not pretty in the Marie Claire Sorority way

but like a blinding light

in the Austin TX swamp of

doughy Bettie Page haircut

pre-fab Rockabilly Stepford wives.

She now spends her time

shaking her ass

to pay for 5-dollar hamburgers and

cab rides for her

cleft-chinned boyfriends.

Rockers with teeth in their

hearts and brains,

bartenders with dead eyes

leather-wearing versions

of young Republicans in

date-rape shirts spelled out in Greek.

This punk-rock world as closed-minded and limited

as any Jew-hating country-club.

Loss follows her as she chases

Dogs made of shadows through

The perfect cobweb.

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Mister Bunny’s Mystical 2010 makeover

Mister Bunny was originally conceived in 2004 from a pillow-case and a few leather-jacket zippers. I guess I've been trying to perfect the creepy stuffed animal ever since.

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The Adventures of Tad Martin (Average American Teenager) Issue #1

In the summer of 1990 I attended the annual Chicago Comicon. I brought along Xeroxed copies of two finished stories to hand out to publishers. I ran into the Caliber Press table and met Gary Reed (publisher), and handed him the samples. One year later I received a call in Lubbock, TX that Caliber would like to do a one-shot comic of my creation. I had total creative-control. That was how Tad Martin was born. The first issue sold well enough that Gary offered me a five-issue contract. Over the next 4 issues my style clarified and I learned by doing.

I will be posting the others within the week.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/album.php?aid=28995&id=1704336336&fbid=1224646992019

My real resume

I work for the University of Texas, and it pays the bills. I could use more money but I'm not going to complain, things could be much worse, much more uncertain. I know because I’ve been there.  I've had many, many jobs in my adult life. I've managed to whittle together a pretty seamless resume of 5 jobs, but the truth is much more entertaining. My actual resume would never get me a job, but it's pretty interesting. Here are my jobs as follows;

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Memora

My rental car stalls on a country backroad. I turn the key, and it chugs away helplessly. I get out and start walking down the gravel pathway. The sun is shining pleasantly. I soon see a small farmhouse in the distance. The grass along the road is tall, and amber colored, it whips along with the wind. Behind me, I can hear what sounds like rainfall, or popping corn, only faint, as if at a distance. I turn around and see the undulating blackness of a locust swarm. It was coming my way, like a filthy blanket...rolling.

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1988

Huge ragged holes open the knees of my jeans, deep crescents of shadow banding my spindly legs. Bulky engineer boots, comical fat-soled knob-toed Frankenstein feet sprouting from calves as thick as my forearms.

Toss on my leather jacket and trench coat on top. Its cold outside. West Texas cold. Fonzerelli scarecrow shivering in the darkness.

Footsteps echoing along the concrete walls of the underground parking lot. Sounds sharpened by the chill.

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Lowered Expectations

Hey, look at that ad. Cute girls in my area want to meet 42 year old men! What a coincidence, as I am 42 years old!

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Notes on the Psychological Impact of Wearing Sunglasses After Dark

Negative connotations of sunglasses after dark:

1) Person is high
2) Person is blind
3) Person is a liar
4) Person is "trying to be cool."

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Extreme Sports

I was sixteen, and darkness had fallen

and we’re riding our bikes.

The boys I’m riding with

turn onto 95th street

and I follow

even though we’re headed towards

a white neighborhood.

I figured we were going to turn around

as the first set of railroad tracks

pass under my wheels

I feel fear

creeping over me.

I tell them we should turn

around.

They only laugh

and pedal faster.

I sure as hell

don’t want to go forward

but can’t go back

by myself.

So I plunge into the night

behind the fools on wheels

as we rattle over the

second set of tracks

I know we’ve gone

way too far.

Cars swerve close

horns blaring

laughter in the voices

of my friends

(years before extreme sports)

as the high-beams light on

our backs

and I see my shadow

splattered

on the ground

in front of me.

They laugh as windows

are rolled down

curses are flung

along with pieces of garbage

at us.

My nerves jangle

as cars slow down

then pass with… Continue reading

Here comes the bride (a Craigslist shopping-list)

(It’s one thing for a knockout brickhouse to make such specific demands for a husband as we see below, at least you’d have something to look at, but an overweight woman (this is Craigslist after all) that is too ugly to actually be captured on a photograph (much like Bigfoot) better have the personality of Judy Tenuda… I doubt it though. I mean, my ad is pretty specific, but I take a damn fine photograph.)


Husband Hunting – 45 (N. Austin)

Date: 2009-11-04, 12:28PM CST
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Yes, I’m finally ready for marriage.

I’ve started this post twice already only to have it vanish into a black hole somewhere. I could try to retype every word but I have other things to do today.

Here’s the abbreviated version.

You:

Be tall. Tall is 6′ and over.

Be 35 to 45 years old. I like young guys. The old ones seem to be set in their ways. I would like someone to be flexible and open minded.

Be attractive (you know who you are),… Continue reading

An open letter to the guy who draws on the elevator doors every day with his nose grease

Note: the acronym (CMA) is a University Of Texas at Austin building name abbreviation for the College of Communication Building B

Hey guy who draws on the elevator doors every day with his nose grease. I just thought I’d drop you a line and tell you about the sunshine that you bring me every day.

Y’know, sometimes I come in to work with a frown on my face because of the heady political and social times we are living through. I’ll be all cloudy and stormy as I walk into CMB but then, what do I see? I see a wonderful and original work of art that’s drawn on the stainless steel doors of both elevators. Yes, it doesn’t even matter which one I get on because you (as a true artist) have taken full advantage of every canvas that is offered to you.

I must admit, I am a bit jealous of your bold artistic statements and wonder what you are doing in CMB, when you obviously should be in the art department with… Continue reading